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khusre ko piche se kesi ne ungli ki aur chup gaya!
piche eik 65 sala baba tha.
khusra baba g mis call ap ne ki?
baba dhoti utha k bola mera tu balance he khatam hai |
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Murdam Shumari 2007:
Ager Aap Mard Hain To "M" Aur Ager Aurat Hain To "F" Likh Ker Iss SMS
Ko Reply Kerain.
Ager Aap "M" ya "F" Kay Darmyan Hain To Phir Reply Mat kerain |
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Naughty SMS |
Definition of a Nurse:
A young and beautiful woman who
fingers u in all places and holds
ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be
Normal..! |
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Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag dikhta tha,
Jab sardar marney laga to us ne bivi se poocha
"ab to bata do yeh kis ka hai?"
Sardarni: Yeh hi to aap ka hai.. |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here. |
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