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Pathan Captured a girl,
Gave her a dice n said:
If u get 1,2,3,4 or 5 i"ll kiss U.
girl: ager 6 aya tuo?
Pathan: Ludo nahi khela kia? dubara bari aayege :p |
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM,
whether you are here or not.
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Kick the football get the goal punch the BOOBS fuck the Hole kiss her
LIP prick her HIP Over the bed make herlay let us celebrae Penish Day
forward to all boys..... |
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What is the definition of a dhobi?
He"s the only man who can legally say to a married woman,"Kapre nikal
ke rakhna,main aata hoon." |
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3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
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