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One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few
seconds, ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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Naughty SMS |
Khidki khuli,
Zulfain uudi,
socha husan-o-jamal ka didar hai,
lakin kismat phooti jab zoolfain hati,
Q k
ye to nahaya ho hai!!! |
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INDIA KI REET...
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... a
ur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... |
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Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai |
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Naughty SMS |
Maine poocha chand $e
"dekha hai kahin mere yar $a ha$in".
Chand ne kaha
"abey, itni upar $e dikhta hai kiya", |
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