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An elephant falls in luv with an ant.
But ant’s parents are against their marriage.
Guess why?
They gave a solid reason:
**Ladke k dat bahar hai** |
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Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar main,
Zindagi main udaasi cha gayi....
socha tha chor denge is Raah ko,
kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gai |
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Aankhon main aNsu aa jate hain
PHir bhi laboN pe hansi rakhni ParTi hai
Yeh haal tab he hota hai yaron
jab lambay safar main POTTY rokni parti hai |
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ROZ RERE LOGO SE PANGE HOGE,
ROZ TERI GALI ME DANGE HOGE,
AGAR TUNE MUJHE SMS NA KIYA TO YAAD RAKHNA
TERE 12 BACHHE HOGE AUR WO SARE LAFANGE HOGE...... |
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Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english,
"khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai"
Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast"!!! :-) |
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