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regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down
on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one
would go down on u not even a network. |
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Secretary: boss aap condom aur tawiz dono pocket mein sath kyon rakhte ho?
Boss: bhoot aur chut ka koi bharosa nahi raat me kidhar mil jae. gajey |
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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a
woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a
woman you fix your legs and move your ass. |
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Ik Pathan rail mein susu karne gaye.Vapas aane par,Wife-"Aapka pajama gila kaise hua?"
pandit-"Vahan likha tha,sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikalen. |
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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager
us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?
drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!
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