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 What is the smallest airplane in the world,
a cunt...
Only one man fits in it,
he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off |
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The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive
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The 3 miracles of a woman:
produce milk without eating grass,
7 days of bleeding without dieing,
letting a man come without yelling |
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Ik Pathan rail mein susu karne gaye.Vapas aane par,Wife-"Aapka pajama gila kaise hua?"
pandit-"Vahan likha tha,sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikalen. |
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sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna |
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