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if u were a drum id bang
u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a
nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!
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1 day there was tis naked
man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds,
then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?' |
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Hello!Im a little alien
called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And
during this message I have been having ****with your thumb!
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I once had a ONE-2-ONE
night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me
till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her
NOKIAS. |
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Ek janaja dekh ke ladki muskurayi,
ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte.
Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab
bhi milenge muskura ke milenge
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