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ek din bai ko ghar saaf karte waqt condom mila.to usne malkin se poocha.
Bai: Ye kya hai?
Malkin: kyun tere gaoun me sex nahi karte hai kya?
Bai: karte hai par itna hi nahi ki khaal hi utar jaye..... |
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Girl to her mother: Mama , main kaise paida hui thi?
Mother Baita tumhein pari le kar ayi thi.
Girl: Acha to papa pari ko bhi choda kartay thay?
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2 pagal ja rahy thay in kay samnay say 1 oorat ja rahii thi is
nay aonai bra main bicket rakay hooe thay
1 pagal:ya kia ker rahii hay?????
2 pagal: yar samja ker na doodh main bicket deboo ker kha rahii hay |
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Girl hostel me phone aaya : Reeta HAI KYA ?
Warden ne pucha :aage kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya - Ab to pata nahi Pehle SARSON KA TEL lagati thi.. |
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A policeman arrested a prostitute in the
Hospital area & asked for her profession. <
Prostitute: I"m a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections |
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