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 Dunia me sabse himmatwala koun? Ans:DHOBI, kisike bhi ghar jake
keh sakta hai,"Sahab, madam ko bolo, kapde nikal ke rakhe, main abhi
aakar leta hoon" |
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yad ate hen wo din jab tu aur hum masti kya karte the tum loly pop
kay liye roya kate the hum hum apni paint ki zip utar ke tumhe razi
kya kate the,,,, |
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MeN ALWAYS say "I LOVE YOU" to GiRLS but!!whats the true meaning of this?
"I" am
"L"ooking
"O"ut 4
"V"aginal
"E"ntry
"Y"ou must take
"O"ff ur
"U"nderwear! . |
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Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor.At night he asks
his wife 2 have sex.Wife said:forget it.why light a big tandoor for
one small kabab |
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SARDAR NE APNI BIWI KO PEHLE DIN DIVORSE KION DI?
COZ ,AT 1st NITE SARDAR SAW HER WIFE"S PANTY
IT WAS WRITTEN
"CHECKED AND TESTED BY SYED AND BROTHERS" |
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